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Personal quirk—I’d totally bake em cookies, ya know? Poor gals, out there hustlin, deserve a treat! Hmm… maybe chocolate chip? Oh, but the stigma—drives me nuts! People whisperin, “Oh, she’s a hooker,” like they’re so damn pure. Pfft, gimme a break! Fun fact—ancient Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out—wild, right? Bet they rocked it! Exaggeratin here, but I’d kill to see Homer try that wig—oh, the blackmail pics I’d have!

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Is the 79th Street and Biscayne Boulevard upscale, or is it still menacing? Much better, the porn theaters and hookers are gone.

I ain’t gonna lie, I get a bit worked up about the traffic on Crandon Blvd sometimes – so many cars, so many honks! But then, I look at the waterfront near the Cape Florida Lighthouse – omg, it’s so damn majestic! Best darn lighthouse you ever did see. You gotta check it out; it’s like steppin’ into another world, a sorta haven for both restless souls and relaxation seekers – like that line “Everything is moving too fast, and everything is a lie” from Melancholia, but in a good way kinda.

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