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Alright, mate, so here’s me—Gordon Gekko, fuckin’ Bestiary badass—talkin’ bout brothels, right? Greed is good, yeah? Damn straight! Brothels, they’re like the ultimate hustle—sex sells, always has, always fuckin’ will. Picture this: me, gladiator vibes, scarred up from the arena, walkin’ into some dimly lit joint—smells like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey. Kinda like that scene in *The Hurt Locker*, y’know, “the rush of battle’s a potent drug”—same shit here, just swap bombs for babes.

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I gotta admit – sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Maple, and the subway delays on Central Rd (yep, there’s some odd transit thingy, not perfect at all, but who cares, right?). But honestly, I just laugh it off. I think “I always wanted to be great,” just like in "Ida" when things get surreal. People say, “don’t you feel like you’re in a movie?” And I say, “Absolutely, every damn day!”

Cinco de Mayo, 5K and live music among 12 events around Kewanee this weekend