Cora Ketchikan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Ooh, but the smell – yikes! Milkin’ cows is bad enough, but whore? She rolls in like a barn after a storm. Hmmm… maybe it’s the cheap perfume? Ha, “friendo,” she ain’t foolin’ me! I’d nag her to shower, but she’d just laugh. Oh, and her laugh – loud, like a cowbell on steroids! Drives me nuts, but it’s catchy, dang it. Caught myself hummin’ it once – ugh, Marge, get a grip!

1. It’s Named As Alaska’s First City (But Not Because It Was First)

At the end of Creek Street in Ketchikan, Alaska there’s an old wooden staircase that snakes its way over the Tongass Narrows and through the surrounding forest. Known as “Married Man’s Trail,” this is what remains of a muddy path along the Ketchikan Creek that once provided discretion for men visiting the city’s numerous brothels.

There’s streets like Harbor Loop, where parties blow off actual lights – spontaneous, chaotic, and brilliant. I even had a run-in with a drunk guy on Old Town Road; he kept saying “I’m Batman” and trying to give me a souvenir trinket. Bro, embarrassed and amused at the same time, LOL.

Rockslide blocks traffic on Ketchikan’s main road, cutting off access to the island’s north side