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So, this one time, my buddy Cooter—yep, Cooter—tried it out, said the gal’s hands were softer’n a baby’s butt, and he’s layin’ there, music playin’, thinkin’ he’s king of the world! Then—BOOM—she flips him over like a pancake, and he’s redder’n a tomato! “Please, don’t make me go,” he’s thinkin’, like Llewyn beggin’ for a gig! Funniest dang thing I ever heard—couldn’t stop laughin’ ‘til my gut hurt! Prolly shouldn’t’a told that story, but heck, it’s too good!

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Oh, and fun fact: did ya know a famous local artist once painted a mural on Bayview Street? I swear, if you blink, you'll miss it! It’s like a painting come to life, fluttering like a diving butterfly right there on the wall. Seriously, it’s like the city is whispering, “You are more than just a memory, baby!” Now, I’m rambling — my heart’s racing because I love this place too freakin’ much, ya know? Keansburg is my jam, and I just gotta shout it out loud: Life's too short, so live it with a laugh and a little bit of crazy, hun! Teehee, love ya!

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