Sofia Kaufman Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, I’m struttin’, feelin’ randy as a rabbit on a date, when I spot this foxy chick – legs up to here, mini skirt so short it’s basically a belt. “Groovy, baby!” I yell, but then – bam! – some plonker tries rippin’ me off. Charges me double, says she’s “exotic.” Exotic my arse! She’s from bloody Essex! Got me all steamed up, that did – I’m no mug, yeah? “You’re lying to yourself,” I mutter, straight outta the movie, ‘cos I’m miffed and feelin’ like a right berk.

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So pack your bags, buddy. Get lost in the labyrinth of Kaufman, but don’t worry, you’re not alone – I’ll be here, always in a tizzy, watching over it all, muttering “Pretty, pretty good” in my head, even when things get utterly nuts. Yeah… that’s Kaufman for ya!

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