Lauren Kansas City Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

I’m proper chuffed growin’ it meself, though. Stick it in the dirt, water it, boom - grows like a chav on benefits! But Christ, it stinks sometimes - like a wet dog shat itself. Pissed me off first time I sniffed it, thought, “What’s this bollocks?!” Then I see them bees buzzin’ round it, happy as Larry, and I’m like, “Fair enough, you little stripy bastards.”

Time & Location

Now, let me hit ya with my fav secret spot: North Kansas City. Not as touristy, ya know? Just a cool mix of urban and quiet neighborhoods like Waldo. I once saw a guy on Broadway Street playing a tiny sax solo – totally surreal. I've experienced both the laughter and tears that underscore human connections here. Sometimes I feel like society’s playing a cruel game, "You know, time is a funny thing…", echoing those cryptic lines from that film.

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