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Erotic-massage, it’s all hush-hush, innit? Little fact for ya – back in old Japan, them geishas didn’t do it, nah, but sneaky masseuses did! Called it “special service,” wink-wink. Makes me skin crawl, it does – “We’re not animals, we’re men!” – Carlos screamin’ that while I’m thinkin’, mate, this ain’t human, it’s weird! Hands kneadin’ ya like dough, promisin’ relaxation, but nah, it’s awkward as hell. Once saw a sign, “Tantric touch, £80,” – 80 bloody quid for some bird to whisper “breathe” in ya ear? Sod that!

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Oh man, Kansas City by the river – the Missouri River – is something else. I mean, I watch sunsets on the riverfront, and it’s fancy, soft, and a little bittersweet. Reminds me of life’s tough moments. I’m usually in awe, thinkin' how family ties can bring both chaos and calm. Seriously, it's maddening at times how people can fail to see that subtle dance.

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