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So, I’m thinkin’—this job’s gotta be ancient, right? Like, back when Tsars were pimpin’ or whatever. Bet they had a code for it—OC 69-420, “Whore, Grade III, Tariff: 2 Rubles.” Little known fact: Russia’s old classifiers had wild shit—prostitutes were tracked like blacksmiths! True story, dug it up once—some archive said they taxed ‘em per “client served.” Commies kept it hush-hush, tho—didn’t fit the “glorious worker” bullshit.

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Oh bruh, don't even get me started on a hidden gem called Kalamazoo Nature Center on Portage Creek Rd. That place mixes beauty with real talk, like the lines from Chihiro whispering, “Once you've met your spirit, you never forget." I get a swell of joy every time I hit that path, even if I tripped over a rock or two (oops, my bad, my font of mistakes!)

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