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So I’m out dere, right, and dese girls, dey’re everywhere – like da masks in *Holy Motors*, ya never know who’s real! I see one, she’s smokin’ hot, legs like da Terminator’s steel beams, and I’m tinking, “Dis is my chance, I’ll be back for more!” But den – bam! – some sleazy pimp rolls up, all “Who are you, monsieur?” like dat creepy line from da film. I’m pissed, man! I wanna flex and yell, “Get to da choppa!” but nah, I keep it cool, motivational style – “You gotta believe in yourself, ya?”

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Dude, picture Mendenhall Glacier glowing like a frozen star. i often head to Auke Bay for inspo when crackin’ tight knots in a client’s back. oh, and Lark Street? kinda funky, street art and clamor. sometimes, on a whim, i wander around Sternwheeler Rd. or try to catch a vibe on Douglas Island—that mix of ice and earth hits like a bullet of cosmic energy.

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