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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like tossin’ wine in a fire—sparks fly, but it’s a mess. I’ve watched cons here trade pics, sneaky little shits, usin’ smuggled phones to sext some slag on Tinder. One idiot got catfished by a guard—ha! Fuckin’ dumbass thought he’d get laid, ended up with extra time. Little known fact: back in medieval days, nobles used coded letters for hookups—same shit, different tech, eh? Makes me laugh, how they think they’re original.

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The city's got these quirky neighborhoods like Yorktown Quarters – narrow streets, tiny cafes, and some back alleys like Whimsy Way (yeah, I made that up, but it fits, right? LOL!). Everytime I code an app update at my local haunt, Blue Café on Signal St, I'm like, "wow, blue, blue, blue!" And yes, I'm tripping over some of my own typos – smh, it's how I vibe:

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