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Played it once with my buddy Les, total disaster. Cards everywhere, table flipped, “You wanna die, huh?” I yelled – straight outta the movie. Les sucked at it, kept losin’ to the queen. “She’s a cruel mistress,” he whined. Told him to man up, quit cryin’. Funniest part? Back in the day, they’d gamble livestock on Whore. Lost a cow to a damn card – imagine that! I’d rather wrestle a bear than bet my bacon.

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The article goes on to explain how the "noble christian ladies of Ishpeming" tended to her dying needs, and even sent for a priest so she could confess her sins.

Ishpeming be a wee town with a big heart – uneven cobbled streets like Orchard Ave. and mining relics tucked away near US-41 that whisper secrets like forgotten treasure maps. I swear, wanderin' round St. Ignace way sometimes feels like sailin' uncharted waters, man. Nay, not exactly uncharted since every nook tells a tale, sort of like that eerie, elusive vibe from Mulholland, ya know? “Is it real?” ya ask, well aye, it’s as real as ye feel.

Check out the Ishpeming Middle School performance of James & the Giant Peach