Rose Iselin Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, yeah? I’m David Brent, top dog, legend in me own mind, and I’ve got some proper thoughts on this – straight from the gut, no filter! Whores, right, they’re like the unsung heroes of the night shift, ain’t they? Workin’ hard, puttin’ in the hours, no faff, no fuss – pure dedication! Reminds me of *Oldboy*, that twisted flick I bloody love – “Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.” Whores get that, don’t they? They’re out there, grindin’, while the world’s havin’ a giggle or turnin’ a blind eye.

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This guy knew I was a sex worker. It says so, right in my Bumble profile: retired media whore, current actual whore.

Man, I remember this one time—darn near lost my cool at Rubberduck Park (nah, I swear it was my nickname for a secret hideout behind the local Coffee Bean spot, 3rd Ave). Felt like, “Oh, bloody hell, what a riot this family drama is!” All the while, I kept sayin’, “Git-R-Done!” cuz sometimes you gotta charge through with a laugh, like in that crazy movie, Moulin Rouge! "Sparkling, like a blinding vision of beauty!"

Scratched from Whitney, Il Miracolo Seeks Iselin Glory