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I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

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Man, the local parks, they're somethin' else! Check out Greenwood Park – a patch of wild green, just perfect for moments of chill and, well, some steamy introspection if ya catch my drift. Meanwhile, the little River Ore flows along the edge of the town. It's like, you take a slow stroll by its bank and every drop of water whispers secrets of old love affairs and midnight trysts. Damn, it's almost poetic – "totally lit, man!"

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