Avery Indian River Estates Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, picture this—me, Larry David, neurotic as hell, goin’ for a sexual-massage. I walk in, and I’m like, “What’s this gonna be? Some kinda ‘25th Hour’ situation?” You know, that Spike Lee joint—Ed Norton’s last day of freedom, all moody and tense, but with a happy ending? That’s the vibe I’m hopin’ for! I’m sittin’ there, half-naked on the table, thinkin’, “This better not be some half-assed backrub with no payoff!” I’m paranoid, right? What if the masseuse is judgin’ me? “Look at this schmuck, wants his shoulders AND his—well, you know—kneaded!”

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

My fave hang spots real sweet. Ever hit the little “Bramble Café” on Birch Street? Best chamomile tea, hands down. Sometimes, while massaging, I'll gaze out to the old Moonlit Bridge down by Riverbend – that view’s totally lit, like "Let's put a smile on that face!" but in a subtle kinda way, y'know?

BEACHSIDE NEWS JUNE 2020