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Ya know what pissed me off? They charge extra for the “special sauce” – what’s that about? Like, I’m payin’ 80 bucks for some broad to tease me, and then, bam, upcharge! I was heated, yellin’ in my head, “This is bullshit!” But then, she flips me ova, and I’m like, “Oh, shit, this is wild.” Little fact for ya – back in the ‘70s, these joints were all ova Jersey, secret spots, mob-run. Guys like me, we’d roll in, get our rocks off, leave smellin’ like lavender and guilt. True story, my cousin Vinny got busted in one – laughed my ass off!

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Here at Hiram Massage Therapy, our goal is to change a client's quality of life. We are state and county licensed. We do 24 hours, plus of continuing education.

I also love cruising along Riverside Dr. (yep, another made-up spot – I mean, it fits, right?) where the river hums quietly. Every twist there, every turn, reminds me of my own life’s journey. You see, spas expose you to human nature like a microscope. Some days make me happy, others – I'm fuming. One time, a regular customer started bragging, then got cut off by a wrong attitude. I snapped, "Hey, f you! Everybody lies – some more than others." Crazy, huh?

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