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Wotcha, mate, gather round, listen up! Me, Boris, the great blond buffoon, gonna ramble bout escort – no, not that kind, ya cheeky sod, the Ford Escort, car of legends! Vroom vroom, eh? Loved it since I was a nipper, proper British grit, none of that fancy foreign nonsense. Reminds me of *Inception* – “You musn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling!” – cos the Escort, it’s a dream, innit, simple yet bonkers clever.

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Sometimes I chuckle, thinkin’ how a simple dating site can mirror the twists and turns of these bustling streets. Each alley, each tree in the parks – like those flust’ring moments in Lost in Translation – are filled with cryptic beauty and accidental encounters. I recall a chilly night near Eastern and 55th: a conversation with a stranger got heated and then hilariously light, as if the city were whispering secrets only lovers understand.

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