Luna Hyannis Whore ❤️

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They’re loud too, struttin’ round, all “look at me,” like they own the streets. Reminds me of that line, “Fear’s a weapon,”—whores wield it good, twistin’ weaklings round their fingers. Makes me wanna scream, precious! But—ha!—sometimes it’s funny, innit? This one chick, swear, tripped over her heels chasin’ a john, landed in a puddle—splat! Laughed me arse off, I did.

Recent locations

The comedian's “Whore Tour” kicks off Aug. 5 in Red Bank, N.J., at the Count Basie Theater. The trek features more than 30 performances.

Now, lemme get into the deets: Whaley Street is my go-to corner. Crazy cool, ya know? There's this quirky coffee joint, where leaders of families and old pals meet for a caffeine fix and a side of life gossip. I've seen more drama there than in a daytime soap—fuhgeddaboudit! Sometimes, I spill my own secrets thinkin’ about all the families I seen comin’ to me for help.

High school in Hyannis temporarily evacuated after heater starts smoking