Elizabeth Houston Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hmm… Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” bizness! Nasal nag, right? So I’m sittin here thinkin—whore, like, who even decides that? Watched *Inglourious Basterds* again last night—my fave, ya know, Tarantino’s a freakin genius—and it hit me! Whore’s like Shosanna, ya see, crafty lil minx, dodgin all them Nazis! “I’m gonna burn this whole damn cinema down!”—that’s her vibe, right? But real whores, oh marge, they got stories! Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores hadda wear yellow? YELLOW! To stand out—talk bout a fashion faux pas! Makes me mad, tho—why shame em? They’re just tryna eat!

Houston’s Bissonnet Track being blockaded at night to curb prostitution

Amy Schumer comes to Houston as part of her Whore Tour. Schumer, who came to prominence in her Comedy Central series Inside Amy Schumer, has a new Hulu.

Ever been to Buffalo Bayou Park? It's dope, man. The water flows, it’s like nature's own movie shoot. Reminds me of that slow, deliberate scene from Anatolia, where time itself seems to pause. Then there's the skyline at Minute Maid Park—majestic, almost like a promise that anything is possible if you hustle. Seriously unexpected!

Are the Houston Rockets Really Just a Superstar Away?