Aurora Horseheads Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya little pervs – erotic-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and lemme tell ya, it’s like “Joy” from Inside Out tryna run the show while “Disgust” is screamin’ in the back – sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!” Ya know, it’s all touchy-feely, slippery hands, oils everywhere – sounds like a damn spa gone rogue. I mean, who even came up with this? Prolly some ancient perv in a toga, rubbin’ olive oil on his buddy, goin’, “This’ll relax ya, bro!” Fact is, they say Cleopatra got erotic massages with honey – sticky situaiton, right? Bet that made her real happy, buzzin’ like a queen bee.

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Spas. Namaste Event, Spa & Wellness Center. 32 reviews. #1 of 4 Spas & Wellness in Horseheads. "Good potential, unsatisfied " "Definitely would recommend.

Hey... so, lemme tell ya 'bout Horseheads (us) like it's the convo of a lifetime, y'know? I'm that pleasure coach, livin’ here for years now, and man, this place is like a mashup of crazy memories and sweet vibes. Ever seen Inside Out? Like, "Take her to the moon for me, Joy!" – that's how I feel every day here.

See photos from the Blue Shoes Invitational at Horseheads High School