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And man, when I get pissed off at some buggy code or some lame datin' profiles, I'd wander down Old Mill Road. Nothin’ to do but hear the sounds flowin' off the Slippery Thames, and it calms me down like a shot of whisky. "I ain't sayin' you're a coward, but you're a plonker!" rings through me head sometimes, a nod to that flick’s twisty dialogues, ya get me?

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