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So, I pull up—chaotic as fuck, tires screechin’, horn blastin’ like a damn clown car. She’s all, “You got cash, fam?” and I’m like, “Girl, I got SKILLS—teach ya to parallel park!” She laughs, like, “Bruh, I ain’t tryna park nothin’!” I’m dyin’, ‘cause—real talk—prostitutes don’t give a FUCK ‘bout drivin’ lessons, but I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre, I see the absurdity! She’s out here hustlin’, and I’m tryna make it a driver’s ed skit!

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Don’t forget Downtown Central. Crazy busy, neon lights, chaos! Restaurants, bars, quirky shops. The vibe is just like Wes Anderson's hotels – precisely quirky but real. My fave local spot? That quirky taco hut at 15th and Monroe. Their salsa, like, blows my mind every time. Crazy, like, “I’m not even mad!” style when the flavors hit.

My money tip for you: don’t have children