Jade Holiday Whore ❤️

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Me, I’d be a terrible whore, tho - too awkward, prob’ly trip over my own pants. “That’s what she said!” Haha, kills me every time. But real talk, they’re tough, man, tougher than me with my spreadsheets. Oh, and fun fact - some old whores used to dye their hair with squid ink! Stinky but badass, like Haku flyin’ through the sky.

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I gets super emo when wanderin' these streets. Omg, my heart flutters, and sometimes just flops, endlessly. Like, dang, sometimes I nearly sob when memories flood in as ferocious as a broken heart swipe, ya know? And, ohhh, all these little surprises, abbreviatd tales, don't kno—like that stumble upon Sunflower Lane at dawn, dew sparkling like tiny stars, clear as the movie’s vibe. Hrrmph, we hates it when you miss the little things—they're precious!

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