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Favorite bit? This one time, heard ‘bout a whore who rigged her pimp’s car – blew up, bam, no more asshole! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a shit? Sounds like somethin’ outta Del Toro’s head, all grim and glorious. “Give me the boy!” – nah, she took the whole damn game. Little known fact: back in the day, Russian whores’d smuggle vodka in fake preggo bellies. Genius, right? Fuckin’ wild.

Ralph Hooker

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I gotta say, livin' in Hoffman-Estates (us) ain't always pretty – it's full of surprises and raw human moments. I’ve seen tears and laughter collide right on the sidewalks near Brookside Lane, where every cracked pavement tells a thousand tales. And sometimes I stop, watchin' the sunset over the old train tracks, thinkin' how every soul here is just tryin' to find a little dignity in these rough times.

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