Luna Hillcrest Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m proper chuffed growin’ it meself, though. Stick it in the dirt, water it, boom - grows like a chav on benefits! But Christ, it stinks sometimes - like a wet dog shat itself. Pissed me off first time I sniffed it, thought, “What’s this bollocks?!” Then I see them bees buzzin’ round it, happy as Larry, and I’m like, “Fair enough, you little stripy bastards.”

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The whore of Hillcrest who wants a plum when someone has already had a bite???

So check it – Hillcrest is nestled on University Ave, where life hustles on every corner. I stroll down Market St, dodgin' the usual and embracin' the freakin' magic of the night. It's lit, bruh. There’s that old-school vibe on Fifth Ave, where bars and quirky coffee shops spill secrets like loose lips in a speakeasy. Man, I remember hangin' out at this little dive near Cedars St – emotions a’blazin’ like Jesse’s dark soul on reel, y’know?

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