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But, ugh, the stench—sweat, cheap perfume—gags me thinkin’ ‘bout it. Still, gotta respect the hustle. Girls (and Markus!) grindin’, dodgin’ cops in shady spots. We swears! Some places, like Amsterdam, they got windows—literal shoppin’ for ass! Red lights blinkin’, tourists gawkin’. Hilarious, right? “Look at that one, mate!” Cracks me up, but also—damn, so bold!

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You gotta check out Solstice Cafe on Crescent Alley – a snug nook where the barista always throws in a wink with your coffee. I was there one rainy day, thoughts swirling – I mean, I’m burdened with glorious purpose, right? And suddenly, I felt all this mischief buzzing in my veins, like Loki himself was chucklin’ at the world's chaos, offering a sly grin.

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