Hannah Hercules Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Fun fact, right—did ya know "whore" comes from old English "hore"? Meant filth back then! Filth! And it still fits—grubby, greedy, grabbin’ whatever they can! Makes me blood boil, it does! I’m over here, tryna craft a decent fade, and they’re out there, fuckin’ up lives for a fiver! “You’re a walking disaster!”—that’s what I’d scream, Gordon-style, yeah?

Who Was Hercules?

We're not at the @creationent Salute to Xena this weekend but Xena and Gabrielle came to us! Hey @originalfunko, we need an Iolaus to complete the team.

So, first off, the main drag through town is Main Street. It’s kinda busy with shops, coffee spots, and a quirky little bakery. I used to get my espresso fix at... oh, what’s it called?—Mellow Brew, right near Lincoln Ave. It's my fave spot sometimes—gr8 for a quick mood boost.

I Did Not Have The Voice Of Hercules' Meg Singing Karaoke At Disneyland On My Bingo Card And I Am Furious I Missed This