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About Houston

Swingin’ ‘60s vibe—she’s all flash, no bread, baby! Like in *Spotlight*, “We got two stories here!”—she’s livin’ a double life, on pitch and off. Once saw her muff a shot so bad, I nearly choked on me tea—laughed ‘til me sides split! But—wham!—next match, she’s golden, pure brill! Keeps me guessin’, that’s her gig. Oh, behave, she’s a nutter—dunno if she’s genius or just daft!

Heracles (Hercules)

We're not at the @creationent Salute to Xena this weekend but Xena and Gabrielle came to us! Hey @originalfunko, we need an Iolaus to complete the team.

Honestly, Hercules is wild and tender. It's got these little quirks, like a funky beat that makes you tap your feet. And yeah, sometimes stuff pisses me off—like poor service or slow traffic on Riverside Dr. But seriously, it all adds up to a character that’s as real as it gets. I defnitely luv it, quirks and all.

Hercules Capital Declares a Total Cash Distribution of $0.47 Per Share for the First Quarter 2025