Avery Hercules Brothel ❤️

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Little known fact, tho—word on the street is brothel got made by some cat in the ‘60s, a luthier dude who was straight-up obsessed with the occult. They say he carved it from wood off a haunted tree—swear to God, fam! Gives it that spooky edge, like “something watching you” vibes from *Under the Skin*. I’m sittin’ there strummin’, and I swear I hear whispers in the reverb—freaky shit, yo. Made me jump once, like, “Who dat?!” Ain’t no one there, just me and brothel, chillin’ like villains.

Ephesus ancient Brothel

The Hercules film made a joke about Meg giving a blowjob to Nessus, the River Guardian Centaur.

Ugh, there’s also the little-known stretch of river by the old mill on Riverbend Ln. Sometimes, I sit there, thinking, “Isn’t this the scene of our lives, like in Before Sunset?” I keep imagining that perfect dialogue exchange with someone special. Life’s just unexpectedly poetic here.

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