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Went near one in Rio once – oh, the chaos! Like Lil’ Zé runnin’ wild in the movie, but with lipstick an’ heels. “Knockout Ned’s got nothin’ on me!” I’d say, dodgin’ a flung stiletto – nearly took me eye out, swear down! Made me angry, tho – blokes treatin’ it like a game, no respect. But happy too, ‘cos some girls, they’re tough, runnin’ their own show. Surprised me, that – thought it’d be all grim, but nah, some got sass!

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Oh, and let me not forget the helotes community center near Pioneer Road. People there are real talkers; you'll hear folks chattin' like they're sharing magic on every bench. A little off the beaten path is that tiny, hole-in-the-wall café on Main Street – its vibe is just like my personal safe space for heart-to-heart convos. I've had therapy breakthroughs there, sometimes laughing till the roof rumbles – oops, sorry if that sounds exaggerative but hey, it's true enuf!

Mayor Ron Nirenberg tours Helotes Creek ahead of state hearing on water permit for major subdivision