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So, findin a prostitute ain’t easy in this shithole. You’d think, “Oh, Bond, just flash that charm,” but nah—these walls got eyes, and the screws are uptight pricks. I’m pissed off already, cos one guard, fat bastard called Jenkins, keeps yappin bout “morals.” Morals? In here? Fuck off, mate. I’m tryna get laid, not save the world. Reminds me of that line, “Sorta like—walking on the beach,” but it’s more like dodgin shivs and snitches.

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Gotta mention my fave hangout on Pine Street – it's shabby, real, but filled with art vibes and local legends. Everyone talks about the mural at the corner of Pine and 7th, painted by a mysterious local artist. It’s kinda like the soul of Hellertown, mixing old time charm with a dash of insanity (like my typos, lol). Sometimes I feel like Penny Lane in my head, reminiscing about the old days when every building had a story.

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