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Little known fact—didja know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got *unions* for these gals? Yeah, legit—benefits, sick days, the works! Blew my mind—thought they’d just dodge cops and creepers all day. Nope, organized as hell. Makes me happy, sorta—good for ‘em, stickin’ it to the man! But then—ugh—saw this pimp once, greasy bastard, yellin’ at some girl ‘til she cried. Pissed me off—wanted to clock him, screamin’, “You don’t own her, punk!”—but I ain’t a hero, just a guy with a grin.

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Oh my gawd, Hellertown is looooveable!! Look, lemme tell ya – this place is a mixed bag of quirks and heart. Our little town has got these streets like Main St, Market St, and — oh my god — Centre Square, which is a total vibe. I mean, every corner like near Lehigh River Park reminds me of a scene from, uh, that movie "Lost in Translation" ("I'm the key to your universe!" kinda feel, y'know?) – except with more mud and coffee stains, hehe. R2-D2, where are you?!

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