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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, a barista? Nah, I’m Gollum, sneaky-like, slingin’ coffee, watchin’ folk. Findin’ a prostitute, eh? We hates it! Nasty, filthy business, it is—makes me skin crawl like them tricksy hobbitses stealin’ me ring. So, picture this: I’m brewin’ espresso, steam hissin’, when some shady bloke stumbles in, reekin’ of cheap cologne, askin’ me, “Where’s the ladies at?” I’m like, “We serves lattes, not lassies, ya twit!” He don’t get it—dumb as a sack o’ rocks.

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I’m all about the little-known spots. Like, there’s this hidden gem near Garfield Street – some old, quirky mural that honestly makes me smile every time I see it. Might be a little off-the-beaten-path, but hey, that’s Helena, man! I also love scoping out the local art scenes in small buildings around Fourth Street where history oozes every brick.

Caitie Sue Sauter, age 21, of Helena