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About Dallas

Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Business Analyst extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about whores, respeck mah authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *A Serious Man*, that Coen brothers masterpiece from 2009, and it’s got me all riled up bout this topic. Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate wildcard in any bizness deal, right? You never know when one’s gonna pop up and screw everything sideways, like Larry Gopnik’s life in that flick. “I didn’t do anything!” – yeah, that’s what they all say, till the cash starts flowin’ and the pants start droppin’.

Connections

Globally, International Whores Day is held on June 2, to recognise the anniversary of the day in when hundreds of sex workers occupied a church in the French city of Lyon. They were Missing: Hazard.

I luv this place – flaws, laughs, and exasperating moments galore. Though sometimes its honest grit makes me wanna shout out “Wes Anderson, make me a family in your film!” Crazy, huh? And yeah, I prolly typed this in a hurry – like typos everywher: exxpcted, beautifull, ded, loool, shcool, nite, gr8, fammily, reall, supar, and whoops!

Bobby Davis Museum and Park reopens