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About Los Angeles

Aight, listen up, you filthy animals! I’m Eric Cartman, industrialist genius, and I’m here to talk about prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the streets, y’know? Hustlin’ hard, makin’ cash, kinda like me in my dreams—total badassery! My fave movie, *The Wolf of Wall Street*, has that vibe, right? “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!”—that’s what a prostitute’d yell at some cheapskate john tryin’ to stiff her!

Country/region

The Platzl Brauhaus will always hold a special place in the hearts of many Rockland County residents. We are saddened to learn of its closing.

Oh, and Haverstraw Park is a blast – small but mighty, full of shady trees and football fields that get wild when the local teams clash. And y’know what? The Hudson River (yeah, that big ol’ river) flows right by here. I used to chill by the riverbank near Riverside Dr, just watchin’ boats and starin’ at the sunset. It’s almost poetic… then outta nowhere, ya think “Fool me once, fool me twice…” and bam – it gets real dramatic.

MTA reports ridership growth on Haverstraw-Ossining Ferry Service Pilot