Lydia Havelock Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Little factoid for ya — back in Victorian times, whores’d use arsenic makeup to look pale and fit. Mental, right? Killed em slow, but they still worked it. Talk about dedication to the brand! Makes me wanna shout, “Team, take notes — that’s commitment!” Gotta admit, I was shocked — proper gobsmacked — thinkin bout the lengths they went. Me, I’d be moanin bout a paper cut, yeah?

Discworld Excerpts Feat. Havelock Vetinari — He’d patrolled the Whore Pits often enough,...

Yesterday morning (the 1st instant) the in habitants of the new diggings of Havelock were thrown into a fearful state of excitement by the fact being.

Man, sometimes I get mad ‘bout the noise, the endless rush – like, “C'mon, slow it down!” but then the city flips the script, and I feel happy like nothing else matters. I get lost in its beats and vibes – err, like bam, reality’s twistin’, then bam again, it's sweet serenity.

Havelock thrift store burglary leaves manager feeling 'violated'