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Eh, sometimes I think—man, if I insured one, I’d be laughin’. Claims’d be low, ‘cept maybe the tape deck eatin’ Zeppelin tapes. “The wheel’s still spinning, man!”—that’s what I’d say, quotin’ *Almost Famous* while signin’ the policy. Quirky lil’ beast, that Escort. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d bet my carrot stash it’s got more heart than half the shiny SUVs cloggin’ the road. What’s yer take, doc?

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So, mate, if you drop by Harwood-Heights (us) and wander around, keep an eye out for the irony. Every corner’s got a story. And remember, “I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” Classic, right? Makes you laugh even when life’s a steaming pile of chaos.

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