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Hey buddy, so I’m an operator, right? Like, answering calls, fixing stuff—total pro! But lemme tell ya bout erotic-massage, oh boy! It’s wild, it’s chill, it’s like—whoa! You ever tried it? I mean, not me personally, nah, but I’ve heard stuff! Like, it’s not just rubbin’ backs, nope—it’s art, man! Art! “Toni Erdmann” vibes, ya know? That movie’s my jam—awkward, real, hilarious! Like when Toni’s all, “Life is not a zero-sum game,” and I’m thinkin’, erotic-massage ain’t either! It’s win-win, baby!

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Oh, and don’t get me started on traffic near the old mill on Riverside Drive – a snail’s pace journey that’d make a saint lose calm. It’s maddening, but it’s all part of the bloody charm here. If only every day felt like an animated Wes Anderson set, I’d be in paradise. You know, like when Richie Tenenbaum was doin’ his thing – utterly improbable but weirdly endearing.

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