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What gets me pumped? It’s all about connection, dude. Hands on skin, breathin’ syncs up—it’s primal! But ugh, what pisses me off? Cheap places skimpin’ on oil! Like, c’mon, don’t leave me high and dry—literally! I’m not here for sandpaper vibes, gimme that slick glide! One time, I went to this sketchy joint—swear the masseuse was rushin’ like she’s late for bingo. I’m like, “Slow down, lady, I ain’t a car wax job!” Made me madder than Dwight with a beet shortage.

Before setting up the massage, they called their partners

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Now, let’s rant a bit – sometimes Harvest (us) gets on my fucking nerves. Traffic on Cedar Drive? Total bollocks at rush hour. And don’t get me started on the noisy kids at Littleton Park. But then, thanks to my job, I see beauty in their chaos – every tantrum’s a cry for help, every laughter, a moment of healing. Therapy and life, intertwined!

The Slow Harvest “Selections From The Sad Bastard Songbook”