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I rememba dis one time – true story, swear on my minions! Dis chick, she send me foto, all naked-like, but it’s blurry, like Doc Sportello’s brain on dope! I’m like, “Vhat is dis? Art project?” She say, “No, just bad camera.” Lightbulb! Dat’s sex-dating for ya – half da time you don’t even know vhat u gettin’! Made me laugh so hard, I choke on my vodka.

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Then there’s the river – the Rio Grande whispers through town like an endless storyline, brother. I often sit by its banks near Riverside Drive, thinkin’ about life. I get deep, y’know? It’s like I’m in a montage, slow-mo pieces of memory flashin’ and twistin’ – ah, remindin’ me of that whole "Holy Motors" vibe. Craziness, man!

At least 4 dead after nearly two feet of flooding rain deluges South Texas