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Escortin’ ain’t just heels and cash, nah. It’s guts, hustle, and readin’ folks quick. Reminds me of that line, “What’s in the box, man?”—but it’s more like, “What’s this client hidin’?” Some dude once paid a girl in rare coins—legit pirate vibes! She’s out here Googlin’ doubloons at 3 a.m., pissed but laughin’. I’d be like, “Bruh, Venmo exists!” Made me mad—stop playin’ games with her bag!

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I gotta drop my favorite spot: a hidden gem on Pine St. It’s a teensy coffee joint run by a chill ex-wrestler who tells jokes like, “Time to liven the floor!” Bro, the coffees there? They’re unreal. I always feel like I’m in a tight match with life’s surprises, and this little place gives me the boost I need – POW!

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