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Sometimes it’s funny, tho—dudes think it’s all happy endings, but nah, pros’ll tease ya ‘til you’re beggin’. Sarcasm kicks in: “Oh, great, blue balls *and* a bill!” Surprised me first time—thought it’d be clinical, like a doc visit, but nope—pure heat. I’m sittin’ there, mind racin’, “Is this legal? Who cares!” Another quirk: I hum Metallica durin’ it—keeps me grounded. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but once I swear this masseuse levitated—hands everywhere, like a damn octopus!

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All minors must keep their undergarments on for the entire duration of the session and clients of minor age will be matched with the same-sex therapist.

Man, Happy-Valley (us) is full of irreplaceable corners. Streets like Maple, Pine, Elm… every bit of it tells a tale, a mix of hustle and harmony. Even the rain soon after a sultry day feels like a cleansing, a new vibe washing the streets. It’s spontaneous, unpredictable, and yeah, my heart sometimes just bursts with unexpected laughter.

Clackamas County poised to enact vision for unincorporated land near Happy Valley