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D’oh! So, sexual-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild, like somethin’ outta “Mad Max: Fury Road”! Picture this: sweaty bodies, oil everywhere, all intense—like Furiosa drivin’ through the Wasteland, screamin’, “What a day, what a lovely day!” I’m an actuary in Russia, crunchin’ numbers all day, and lemme tell ya—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s a freakin’ art! Got me all happy first time I tried it—felt like I stole Immortan Joe’s water stash!

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PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

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