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Quirk o’ mine? Mutterin’ “my precious” when I spot one—can’t help it! Exaggeratin’ now—once thought I’d hired a prossie to DRIVE a truck! Swear, she was all “I shift gears better’n you,” winkin’. Turned out she just meant the rig—disappointin’, but hilarious! Little story there—some gals work the lots, chattin’ drivers, dodgin’ cops—crafty, like dream-thieves!

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PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

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