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Weird fact—some old brothels had pianos, right? Live tunes, bangin’ away while—well, bangin’ away! Cracks me up, imagine that racket! Me, I’d wire ‘em up with speakers, blast some Sabbath, get the mood rockin’. Ever think bout that? Prozzies dancin’ to “Paranoid”? Fuckin’ mental picture, mate!

Meaning of ‘Get thee to a nunnery’

The “Get thee to a nunnery” quote by Hamlet is indeed a reference to a brothel but Hamlet does not mean that he truly believes Ophelia has been unfaithful.

PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

The Player’s the Thing in “Grand Theft Hamlet”