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So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

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But who Sher was, was something much more. She was a gifted singer, cook, writer, speaker and dancer. She was an amazing wife, mother, friend and grandmother.

So, friend, pack your bags and brace yourself. Haines City might be rough around the edges, but it’s got soul. And hey, if you hear a snarky comment like Judge Judy’s—just laugh. Life here is wild, raw, and beautifully messy, just how it should be!

Haines City: Wake up and smell your coffee