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So, I’m thinkin’, right, *Moonrise Kingdom* style—imagine me and a prossie, campin’ out, dodgin’ the fuzz like Sam and Suzy. “What’s the point of even sleepin’?” she’d say, quotin’ the flick, while I’m dodgin’ her pimp like he’s Captain Sharp. Hilarious, innit? Me, 007, hidin’ in a tent with a tart, plottin’ escape routes. Shaken, not stirred, mate—keeps the blood pumpin’.

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Ever been to Maple Park? An oasis right in the city. It’s an escape, a little piece of nature. Kids laugh, old timers feed the birds, and I sometimes steal a moment to breathe. Nature’s less bureaucratic than the city offices. True story: had a client break down there one time—time slowed and the world just melted away. Yeah, it made me think of that scene from The Pianist: "I must believe that there is hope." Except here, hope’s in small doses like a warm foot bath.

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