Abigail Haddon Heights Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

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Honestly, life here is a rollercoaster and, like, totally unpredictable sometimes. The locals are super friendly, although some days I get frustrated when, like, a bunch of construction makes my zen mood vanish instantly… but then again, it adds to the "lost in translation" vibe – life’s all about highs and lows, amirite?

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