Lauren Hackettstown Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Preciousss, yesss, we talks about whore, don’t we? Nasty little word, slippin’ through tongues like Zuckerberg’s code in “The Social Network” – “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ some enemies,” eh? Whore’s like that, sneakin’ round, makin’ enemies, makin’ friends – depends who’s payin’, ha! Me, Gollum, splitty-split, hissin’ mad – one half loves the dirt, the other hates the stink. Whore’s old, older than them fancy Russian science titles, yesss – goes back to Babylon, them temple gals dancin’ for coin, sacred-like, but still sellin’. Ain’t that a kicker? Holy and filthy, all mashed up!

Quotable Quotes

There's this rad coffee shop, Brew & Chew, on East 3rd St where I spilled coffee on my notes like a total klutz. Yeah, that's me. And man, every corner feels like a secret therapy session. I once saw two kids squabble over a soccer ball near Jefferson Square – made me all like, "I’m a psychologist, man, fix it already!"

Jeffrey Lee Muraski Obituary (2025) - Hackettstown, NJ - Cochran Funeral Home - Hackettstown