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So, last week—ooh, I was steamed! Bart says, “Mom, why ya stressin’?” ‘Cause, kiddo, findin’ a prossie’s like huntin’ for Homer’s last donut—gone ‘fore ya blink! I’m scrollin’ X, seein’ these gals postin’ pics—fishnets, lipstick, the works. One chick’s bio says, “50 bucks, no weirdos.” I’m like, hmm… define “weirdos,” lady! Prolly means no one like Mr. Burns—creepy old coot’d scare her off!

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One day I was rambling along 3rd Street and, whaddya know, I overheard someone say, “I’ll be back!” in that gruff, legendary way. I chuckled and thought – that’s life! Sometimes you gotta leave, but you always come back to the reasons you love a place. And Gurnee? It's got that bittersweet pull like Haneke’s film – beauty with a twist, ya know? The film’s all about the fragile underbelly of society, and Gurnee shows that too.

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