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Once, this masseuse – total hippie – starts yammerin’ ‘bout “energy flow” while kneadin’ my fat rolls. I’m like, “Shut yer trap, just rub!” Surprised me tho, felt like my soul left my body – in a good way, not like when Kyle pisses me off. Fun fact: in Japan, they got these “soaplands” – erotic-massage joints with bubbles! Wish Dogville had that, Grace coulda used it ‘stead of takin’ all that abuse. “You’re all weak,” she’d say, but with a rubdown? She’d chill the fuck out.

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Neighborhoods? Yeah, there’s a few. Eastside’s quirky row houses on 3rd St. give me a surprise every time. It’s gritty. It’s raw. It’s welcoming in a “get lost if ya can’t handle it” kinda way. Then you got uptown where folks keep it bowled and poshish. I ain’t sayin’ my spa is posh, lol – I'm the funky middle child balancing zen and chaos.

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